We've all seen the ads: The fabulous AHH Bra... Transforms even the most misshapen chest to its previously unaffected by age, childbirth, as well as gravity terminally perky state... But, just how many of us foresaw the avalanche of Ahh Bra complaints that would predictably push it down the steep fall to total failure? I, for one, predicted the fatal landside, opting to selfishly step aside, and permit my fellow droopees to understand it for themselves. Cold, inhumane, yes, but I'm not out at least $40 for a $19.95 2-for-1 "special"... Did I point out that shipping for every individual bra is an impressive $9.95 for a three-ounce item?
At the very least, I find it doubtful that there are entire "investigative" websites dedicated to exposing "serious facts" about the AHH Bra that, on further inspection, are merely phony "news stories" intended to inform consumers concerning the evils of ordering from other than the official website; seemingly, they have some competition. It should probably be astonishing, however the thing about "new" "innovative" products that really aren't is the fact that the sellers don't care how many people will ultimately discover that fact. They make a ton of money from unsuspecting consumers in the short time before the word is out, and sales decline. It's truly not surprising that other companies run to the local superstore, purchase a lot of the exact same thing, and peddle it right away to ride the coattails of the authentic marketer for as long as possible; the Genie Bra gives the perfect example of one such opportunist.
Most AHH Bra vs Genie Bra reviews make it fairly clear that they're really one in the same-same stuff, same sizing-although the Genie Bra website endeavors to make it appear like a different product by which includes cup size in the ordering information, whilst the AHH Bra sizing does not list this in its chart; reviewers provide explanations why both ways are preferable-and the same claims about wonderful support with one distinct difference-the AHH Bra boasts to get rid of "back fat"-yeah, my eggs on a wall will be comfortably suctioned into the bra, and I'll be magically changed into the gorgeous, shapely seventeen-year-old I was once, sans back, front, and mid-section "clothing-accentuated" over-flow.
At least one web site states to expose the "shocking truth" about Magic Gravity Bra assertions that it's a lot better than the other two, regardless of the fact that it's also the same thing-shocking. I didn't need to read it to know that the really shocking truth is that gravity has done its job all very well, and no amount of containment, soft, comfortable, or otherwise will undo the truly shocking results. Maybe the most shocking thing concerning the Magic Gravity version is that the cost of the bras and shipping charges appear to be the highest of the three products, practically $80. Evidently, they cashed in on the trend as much they wanted to simply because there are reports that the customer care lines are no longer just unsupportive, they're disconnected. Hey, at the least they made an effort to at least try to provide consumers the false impression they could give back the product if not satisfied... Less the original shipping charges, the additional price of return shipping, as well as a 20% restocking fee.
With all the AHH Bra complaints obviously peppered across the internet by Genie Bra sellers, vice versa when it comes to Genie Bra complaints, and both makers very obviously flooding sites with positive reviews about their own products, I thought it would be fair to at the least try to weed through them to locate some semblance of the truth.
At the very least, I find it doubtful that there are entire "investigative" websites dedicated to exposing "serious facts" about the AHH Bra that, on further inspection, are merely phony "news stories" intended to inform consumers concerning the evils of ordering from other than the official website; seemingly, they have some competition. It should probably be astonishing, however the thing about "new" "innovative" products that really aren't is the fact that the sellers don't care how many people will ultimately discover that fact. They make a ton of money from unsuspecting consumers in the short time before the word is out, and sales decline. It's truly not surprising that other companies run to the local superstore, purchase a lot of the exact same thing, and peddle it right away to ride the coattails of the authentic marketer for as long as possible; the Genie Bra gives the perfect example of one such opportunist.
Most AHH Bra vs Genie Bra reviews make it fairly clear that they're really one in the same-same stuff, same sizing-although the Genie Bra website endeavors to make it appear like a different product by which includes cup size in the ordering information, whilst the AHH Bra sizing does not list this in its chart; reviewers provide explanations why both ways are preferable-and the same claims about wonderful support with one distinct difference-the AHH Bra boasts to get rid of "back fat"-yeah, my eggs on a wall will be comfortably suctioned into the bra, and I'll be magically changed into the gorgeous, shapely seventeen-year-old I was once, sans back, front, and mid-section "clothing-accentuated" over-flow.
At least one web site states to expose the "shocking truth" about Magic Gravity Bra assertions that it's a lot better than the other two, regardless of the fact that it's also the same thing-shocking. I didn't need to read it to know that the really shocking truth is that gravity has done its job all very well, and no amount of containment, soft, comfortable, or otherwise will undo the truly shocking results. Maybe the most shocking thing concerning the Magic Gravity version is that the cost of the bras and shipping charges appear to be the highest of the three products, practically $80. Evidently, they cashed in on the trend as much they wanted to simply because there are reports that the customer care lines are no longer just unsupportive, they're disconnected. Hey, at the least they made an effort to at least try to provide consumers the false impression they could give back the product if not satisfied... Less the original shipping charges, the additional price of return shipping, as well as a 20% restocking fee.
With all the AHH Bra complaints obviously peppered across the internet by Genie Bra sellers, vice versa when it comes to Genie Bra complaints, and both makers very obviously flooding sites with positive reviews about their own products, I thought it would be fair to at the least try to weed through them to locate some semblance of the truth.
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