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Fearful that their reign may someday be threatened, the evil corporate dragons called upon a substandard wizard. To ensure control of the poor subjects for all time, the wizard used inferior spells to freeze the subjects' kids in grotesquely ironic, adorable poses, vowing that he would exile them forever, should the subjects attempt to save them in any way. Decade after decade, the poor subjects were plagued, their children lost to oblivion one by one as they tried in vain to recover them.
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Throughout this time, the subjects have been told stories that the renowned kings Sony, and Phillips had uncovered a new, masterful wizard that could break the spell of the less capable wizard. Under cover of darkness, they dispatched a liaison to the courts of the benevolent kings to plead for their help, and protection. But the kings denied, stating that they shared the magical secret with one more king; one far more strong, yet far less greedy, and publicity hungry, who had made them swear that they would not tell. Propelled by his desire to save the subjects from the evil dragons, the liaison continued his journey, east, toward the land of the rising sun, in search of anyone who could help him find the third, all-knowing king, Taiyo Yuden.
The subject's journeys were made difficult since few knew of the mysterious king, much less of the mythical land by which he lived. Thus, the traveler looked for any Taiyo Yuden Review he could find. As it took place, he came upon another who informed him of a tale he had once heard about the elusive king, and his Taiyo Yuden CD-R, a wonderful device that could alter the universe, only when he would like to share it openly. Though as benevolent as kings Phillips, and Sony, this king decided to humble himself, ordering his wholesalers never ever to expose that he, too, got the power.
The traveler told the subject of still more, marvelous spells wielded by the king's wizards, able to far more than preserving the tots from frozen oblivion. It is stated, exclaimed the traveller, that the Taiyo Yuden DVD-R could animate them, as well, converting them into spinning, leaping ballerinas, the accompanying orchestra booming in the background with crystal clarity; choir boys, t-ball champs, as well as gleeful party goers similarly; it mattered not, all are awakened to life. Skeptical, yet inspired, the subject pressed on, hoping against hope that, if he cannot find the mysterious king, he may at least come across a Taiyo Yuden Distributor where he could buy a JVC Taiyo Yuden to save his beloved fellow villagers. Lamenting his pitiful state, he recalled that the dragons had stripped him of his cellular phone to stop him from enlisting the aid of the powerful, resourceful Amazonians, and Wal-Marters.
Fearful that their reign may someday be threatened, the evil corporate dragons called upon a substandard wizard. To ensure control of the poor subjects for all time, the wizard used inferior spells to freeze the subjects' kids in grotesquely ironic, adorable poses, vowing that he would exile them forever, should the subjects attempt to save them in any way. Decade after decade, the poor subjects were plagued, their children lost to oblivion one by one as they tried in vain to recover them.
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Throughout this time, the subjects have been told stories that the renowned kings Sony, and Phillips had uncovered a new, masterful wizard that could break the spell of the less capable wizard. Under cover of darkness, they dispatched a liaison to the courts of the benevolent kings to plead for their help, and protection. But the kings denied, stating that they shared the magical secret with one more king; one far more strong, yet far less greedy, and publicity hungry, who had made them swear that they would not tell. Propelled by his desire to save the subjects from the evil dragons, the liaison continued his journey, east, toward the land of the rising sun, in search of anyone who could help him find the third, all-knowing king, Taiyo Yuden.
The subject's journeys were made difficult since few knew of the mysterious king, much less of the mythical land by which he lived. Thus, the traveler looked for any Taiyo Yuden Review he could find. As it took place, he came upon another who informed him of a tale he had once heard about the elusive king, and his Taiyo Yuden CD-R, a wonderful device that could alter the universe, only when he would like to share it openly. Though as benevolent as kings Phillips, and Sony, this king decided to humble himself, ordering his wholesalers never ever to expose that he, too, got the power.
The traveler told the subject of still more, marvelous spells wielded by the king's wizards, able to far more than preserving the tots from frozen oblivion. It is stated, exclaimed the traveller, that the Taiyo Yuden DVD-R could animate them, as well, converting them into spinning, leaping ballerinas, the accompanying orchestra booming in the background with crystal clarity; choir boys, t-ball champs, as well as gleeful party goers similarly; it mattered not, all are awakened to life. Skeptical, yet inspired, the subject pressed on, hoping against hope that, if he cannot find the mysterious king, he may at least come across a Taiyo Yuden Distributor where he could buy a JVC Taiyo Yuden to save his beloved fellow villagers. Lamenting his pitiful state, he recalled that the dragons had stripped him of his cellular phone to stop him from enlisting the aid of the powerful, resourceful Amazonians, and Wal-Marters.
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