The kids are not alright, my dear friends. I cannot be the only one who has noticed how when a certain holiday runs around, people make way more mistakes than they would on any other evening out with friends. What is it about Saint Patrick's Day and cool Irish t-shirts that make these people lose their minds?
Saint Patrick's Day is dangerous because it seems so fun and innocuous. No body sees red flags shoot up in their brains unless they are the sad perpetrators of huge mistakes in previous years of partying. Instead of taking the necessary precautions to keep from ruining their lives, they instead throw on their cool Irish t-shirts and head out to the bars or parties.
Perhaps there is something more to this whole problem than meets the eye. Could it be something other than the wild party atmosphere that Saint Patrick's Day inspires? Could it be that the Irish themselves are behind this whole yearly disaster? This is only pure speculation, but what if the cool Irish t-shirts being sold are somehow making these normally responsible people commit these heinous, drunken acts?
Cool Irish t-shirts has to be the answer, right? It can't be that just the idea of drinking and having fun on Saint Patrick's Day makes people go way too far with their drinking. When someone wearing one of these shirts feels like they are getting perhaps a bit too wasted, the shirt they are wearing secretly releases a chemical that makes them take one, two, or even three more shots of whiskey.
Of course, if you're not worried about making all of those awful mistakes on Saint Patrick's Day then I guess you can go ahead and buy yourself some cool Irish t-shirts and leave your fate up to chance. If you think you can handle people buying you green beer and shot of Irish whiskey all night, then perhaps getting one of these evil shirts is what you want. All I can say, is you've been dutifully warned.
Saint Patrick's Day is dangerous because it seems so fun and innocuous. No body sees red flags shoot up in their brains unless they are the sad perpetrators of huge mistakes in previous years of partying. Instead of taking the necessary precautions to keep from ruining their lives, they instead throw on their cool Irish t-shirts and head out to the bars or parties.
Perhaps there is something more to this whole problem than meets the eye. Could it be something other than the wild party atmosphere that Saint Patrick's Day inspires? Could it be that the Irish themselves are behind this whole yearly disaster? This is only pure speculation, but what if the cool Irish t-shirts being sold are somehow making these normally responsible people commit these heinous, drunken acts?
Cool Irish t-shirts has to be the answer, right? It can't be that just the idea of drinking and having fun on Saint Patrick's Day makes people go way too far with their drinking. When someone wearing one of these shirts feels like they are getting perhaps a bit too wasted, the shirt they are wearing secretly releases a chemical that makes them take one, two, or even three more shots of whiskey.
Of course, if you're not worried about making all of those awful mistakes on Saint Patrick's Day then I guess you can go ahead and buy yourself some cool Irish t-shirts and leave your fate up to chance. If you think you can handle people buying you green beer and shot of Irish whiskey all night, then perhaps getting one of these evil shirts is what you want. All I can say, is you've been dutifully warned.
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